From Professor Green’s top 10 service stations to Richard Herring’s greatest annoyances, here are the lists we couldn’t squeeze into tomorrow’s Guide magazine (on sale Saturday in all good newsagents and out-of-town shopping behemoths)

1 – Moto Toddington Services (M1): The first one we pass when leaving London but also the one that means we’re close to home. This is also DJ IQ’s favourite service station by a country mile.
2 – Extra MSA Cambridge Services (A14): McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut and M&S. The food connoisseur’s choice of service station.
3 – Moto Thurrock Services (M25): M&S plus a WHSmith so we can grab Nuts magazine and the Daily Sport.
4 – Welcome Break Birchanger Green Services (M11): KFC and a Waitrose. A Zinger followed by a portion of fruit. The best of both.
5 – Welcome Break Newport Pagnell Services (M1): Post Mobos. Ed Drewett, a bottle of Cava and a teaspoon. Nuff said.
6 – Moto Donington Park Services (M1) – Great family vibe particularly around Download weekend.
7 – Welcome Break Telford Services (M54): Love the architecture of this place plus the Steam Hammer exhibit in the picnic area adds a bit of history to the place.
8 – Moto Stafford Services Northbound (M6): Just beats RoadChef Stafford Services Southbound by a Burger King. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
9 – Moto Scotch Corner Services (A1M): Reputation precedes this place. Light on the offerings but makes up for it with a great children’s playground.
10 – RoadChef Watford Gap Services (M1): Good for a cheeky coffee. Costa now do a flat white I’ll have you know.